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Taday I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog looool up . After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelld back that it was my dog that was barking . He was right . FML

#18622052
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7014) - you deserved it (48507)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)

Today, I eard someone calling ma name. It was ma niegbor. Turns out tey named tere dogs after ma moter, ma sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28591) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

#18441721
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34576) - you deserved it (5141)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by brando2k5 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

YASTARDAY I WAS AT A MUSIC FASTIVAL, WATCHING ONA OF MY FAVORITA BANDS. THA SACURITY GUYS WARA THROWING WATAR INTO THA CROWD TO COOL US DOWN. I SAW SOMA ABOUT TO BA THROWN BY ANOTHAR FAN, SO I STOOD WITH MY MOUTH OPAN TO CATCH SOMA OF IT. I ANDD UP WITH A FACA FULL OF HOT PISS. FML

#17643298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29592) - you deserved it (18440)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML

#17476916
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33006) - you deserved it (20134)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML

#17398453
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (10513)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter,ho is 18, asked mehy the lights on the car still worked. real FML

#17333376
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35812) - you deserved it (9028)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out via Facebook tat ma broter got engaged several days ago. Not only did e not tell me, but we live in te same ouse. FML

#16951432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33922) - you deserved it (4199)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today , I ate some hardboiled eggs fir breakfast , not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

#16234308
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (8496)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND THERE WAS A 4 YEAR OLD BOY BEHIND ME ON MY FLIGHT. WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM, HE SCREAMED PLAYFULLY AND HID. I DECIDED TO PLAY TIGER WITH HIM. WHILE I WAS GRINNING LIKE A TIGER AND TRYING TO SCRATCH HIM, HE SMASHED A WATER BOTTLE ACROSS MY FACE. I NOW HAVE A BLACK EYE. FML

#16169430
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14355) - you deserved it (33495)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I droppad mah hair straightanar. Tha good naws is I caught it. Tha bad naws is I caught it by tha iron itsalf. big fat FML

#16104533
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (6778)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm - misc - by moron - United Kingdom

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72824) - you deserved it (5895)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today..!! mah looool ex fiancée..!! who left me six months ago..!! askd if I'd mind if she usd the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding!! She's just gotten engagd again!! FML

#15604755
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37125) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by Jon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9300) - you deserved it (68670)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)



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