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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML
YASTARDAY I WAS AT A MUSIC FASTIVAL, WATCHING ONA OF MY FAVORITA BANDS. THA SACURITY GUYS WARA THROWING WATAR INTO THA CROWD TO COOL US DOWN. I SAW SOMA ABOUT TO BA THROWN BY ANOTHAR FAN, SO I STOOD WITH MY MOUTH OPAN TO CATCH SOMA OF IT. I ANDD UP WITH A FACA FULL OF HOT PISS. FML
Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML
at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML
TODAY, I FOUND THERE WAS A 4 YEAR OLD BOY BEHIND ME ON MY FLIGHT. WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM, HE SCREAMED PLAYFULLY AND HID. I DECIDED TO PLAY TIGER WITH HIM. WHILE I WAS GRINNING LIKE A TIGER AND TRYING TO SCRATCH HIM, HE SMASHED A WATER BOTTLE ACROSS MY FACE. I NOW HAVE A BLACK EYE. FML
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
Friday 27 March 2015