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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3283
  • Number of comments : 578
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About jazzy_123 : My picture is cute x) smile guys! I love Harry Potter (the movies) as a kid I thought it was lame so I never read the books, but now I actually read em! took me about 2 months I think. "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" ;p

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jazzy_123's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife received a $15,000 bonus from her work. I got a backpack from mine. FML

#21300231
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26781) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/16/2014 at 6:25pm - misc - by INeedaNewJob (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

#21288806
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33915) - you deserved it (3292)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

#21287196
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31011) - you deserved it (3306)

On 10/28/2014 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

#21281002
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19441) - you deserved it (37541)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:24am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

#21277056
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44573) - you deserved it (2961)

On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

#21276883
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36667) - you deserved it (4073)

On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML

#21274403
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (3163)

On 10/09/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

#21273346
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38651) - you deserved it (3081)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML

#21267321
65 comments

Today, I learned that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

#21262985
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34861) - you deserved it (2871)

On 09/22/2014 at 6:58am - health - by deathstar3548 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

#21262754
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31756) - you deserved it (6398)

On 09/21/2014 at 10:11pm - love - by thnxbabe -

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

#21257016
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35301) - you deserved it (2926)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

#21254692
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32611) - you deserved it (2870)

On 09/08/2014 at 9:26pm - work - by notyourfriend (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43761) - you deserved it (5288)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)



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