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jazzy_123

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2870
  • Number of comments : 564
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About jazzy_123 : My picture is cute x) smile guys! I love Harry Potter (the movies) as a kid I thought it was lame so I never read the books, but now I actually read em! took me about 2 months I think. "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" ;p

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jazzy_123's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

#21262985
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (2213)

On 09/22/2014 at 6:58am - health - by deathstar3548 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

#21262754
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (5009)

On 09/21/2014 at 10:11pm - love - by thnxbabe -

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

#21257016
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34426) - you deserved it (2723)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

#21254692
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32429) - you deserved it (2865)

On 09/08/2014 at 9:26pm - work - by notyourfriend (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42884) - you deserved it (5235)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

#21250056
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34743) - you deserved it (2797)

On 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm - health - by germophobe (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

#21224360
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39080) - you deserved it (4336)

On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

#21223271
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (8789)

On 07/28/2014 at 4:47pm - work - by dorrisdoes - New Zealand

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

#21213656
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48422) - you deserved it (3507)

On 07/19/2014 at 12:43am - love - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

#21213656
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48422) - you deserved it (3507)

On 07/19/2014 at 12:43am - love - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

#21209203
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40132) - you deserved it (6011)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:48pm - love - by KaiyaOtaku1 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28653) - you deserved it (45329)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

#21208679
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35532) - you deserved it (5453)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:31am - misc - by photoman (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was on the internet playing a game. I have a speech impediment, and the guy running it told me to get off his server for making fun of disabled people. FML

#21199175
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45671) - you deserved it (3778)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I moved fifteen stacks of bricks from our store to a customer's van. After I made all that effort, he decided he didn't like the colour of the bricks after all, and demanded a full refund. FML

#21197488
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44565) - you deserved it (3250)

On 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm - misc - by starflares (man) - Denmark (Centre)



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