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by merpaderp14 / 09/09/2013 at 2:15am / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by vrossie_ / 09/08/2013 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2013 at 6:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by ...thanks / 09/07/2013 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2013 at 7:26am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Sean / 09/07/2013 at 4:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by areyoukiddingme / 09/07/2013 at 12:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
by what's a rimjob between friends? / 09/06/2013 at 5:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML
by tdawgg / 09/06/2013 at 10:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by theblackrose23 / 09/06/2013 at 8:10am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonyme / 09/06/2013 at 7:56am / France (Basse-Normandie) / Kids
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…