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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today , I was complimented by a stranger , who said I looked great in mah outfit. I thanked her , and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously , and she explained: she was arguing with her friend about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of mah voice was the answer. FML

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my psyco girlfriend trid to blackmail me into giving er money, treatening to sow everyone te nude picture I recently sent er. Except te picture on er pone tat se treatend me wit weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being ceatd on. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 4:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Yastarday, I got raally axcitadhan I got an amail from looool a guy I'va baan flirting with in math class. Turns out ha thinks I stola his calculator and wants it back immadiataly. Thara goas chanca. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on mah 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

#20879909
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On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend an mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

My Grandparents Came Over 4 A Family Dinner . I'm Somewat Overweigt.. . And Ma Grandma Kept Making Sound Effects In Time Wit Me Doing Pretty Muc Anyting . Wen I Complained To Ma Dad After Se Made A Long Farting Sound As I Sat Down.. . E Told Me To Suck It Up . FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I was walking down the streethen a "homeless" man asked fir money . I gave him a dollar an he got up an called his friend on an iPhone . FML

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Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panickd because I was late 4 work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realizd it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me 4 not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everythinghich turns me off.

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On 09/13/2013 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, I pulld ma motorcycle into a weelie wen ma crus drove by!! Se was te one wo drove me to te ospital wen I went over backward!! FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

yesterday mah fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three yeres before we even met.

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On 09/12/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by Crazy Crazy Crazy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that "Today was a looool great day!" mega FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by WTF - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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