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  • Town/Country : Jonesboro, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1989 (25 years)
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Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27435) - you deserved it (14970)

On 05/15/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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