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About jazzmin1997 : Hey there guys! I totally love this website, and you guys! I'm in to lots of kinds of music, if I like it I listen to it (except for screamy songs and metal things or technical bleeps, I think voices should be pretty and music should be made with real instruments instead of computers; how can there be a heart in those cold metal boxes?).
I often make 'I like/I hate'-lists. I like: animals, writing, drawing, painting, singing & dancing (not good at tho ;)), laughing, be silly, reading, be outside, horseback riding, a little gardening, hair braiding, my cat Floor (and no, it's name doesn't mean 'ground', it's just a name here in the Netherlands ;)) and Juul (bunny).
I hate: noise, sticky cutlerly, fights, breaking things, doing things in front of the class (I'm shy :S).
If you have comments on my English (I'm from Holland so my English won't be fluent) or have something to add to my lists, just send me a message! Or feel free to send a message about something completely different :)
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