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jazzmin1997

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 641
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jazzmin1997 : Hey there guys! I totally love this website, and you guys! I'm in to lots of kinds of music, if I like it I listen to it (except for screamy songs and metal things or technical bleeps, I think voices should be pretty and music should be made with real instruments instead of computers; how can there be a heart in those cold metal boxes?).
I often make 'I like/I hate'-lists. I like: animals, writing, drawing, painting, singing & dancing (not good at tho ;)), laughing, be silly, reading, be outside, horseback riding, a little gardening, hair braiding, my cat Floor (and no, it's name doesn't mean 'ground', it's just a name here in the Netherlands ;)) and Juul (bunny).
I hate: noise, sticky cutlerly, fights, breaking things, doing things in front of the class (I'm shy :S).
If you have comments on my English (I'm from Holland so my English won't be fluent) or have something to add to my lists, just send me a message! Or feel free to send a message about something completely different :)

jazzmin1997's page activity

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jazzmin1997's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

by WhyTheEff / 11/20/2009 at 6:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

by noyodel / 07/04/2009 at 12:04am / Italy / Transportation

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

by Ren / 02/24/2009 at 5:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

by Sugao / 12/10/2008 at 2:48am / Intimacy