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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6518
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jazziness : Gym, Tan, Lax
Minus the gym part haha

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Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on mah dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whrld around an yelld ( BOO! ) causing me to scream lyk a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (33380)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, a guy came by mah house an demanded mah fiancé come out an fight. He explained that mah fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name an our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if u think your tough enough." FML

#19260782
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (3043)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I called mah wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant . She didn't answer . Instead she showed up at mah work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off mah desk . FML

#19255616
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32294) - you deserved it (3043)

On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, I Was Talking To Mah Grlfriend Over Skype. I Said I Lovd Her And Hopd We Would Be Together Forever. She Respondd By Singing Who Wants To Live Forever Into Her Mic. Mega FML

#19250645
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19637) - you deserved it (3656)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I askd ma grlfriand wan sa'll ba aving ar pariod... sinca sa was acting pratty bitcy ta last tima around. Sa duct tapd ma lag air and rippd it off wila I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (51908)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I discovered that looool during fre drills... mah school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable an explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fre... we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (2260)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, I SAW A PICTURE OF MY CREEPY UNCLE AND ME ON FACEBOOK, WIC E AD CAPTIONED "ME AND MY WOMAN," AND POSTED SEVERAL LEWD COMMENTS ON. I GUESS E FORGOT I'M IS FRIEND ON FACEBOOK. MEGA FML

#19161997
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33636) - you deserved it (2062)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under mah breasts. FML

#19152897
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (6209)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me!! He turned up the volume!! mega FML

#19131070
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (6326)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

#19099160
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

TODAY, I STARTD SPEAKING GIBBERISH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONVERSATION WITH MOM TO SEE IF SHE WOULD NOTICE. SHE DIDN'T. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

I walkd out onto te driveway to find ma mom standing on te wet pavement... screaming at te worms tat ad come out after te rain... saying tat tey were "on private property" and tat tey were "trespassing." All of our niegbor ad come out of tere ouse to watc. FML

#19085397
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend dumpd me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23282) - you deserved it (2778)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I sant out a taxt saying "Smila! You'ra baautiful and don't lat anyona tall u otharwisa." to most of mah contacts. I got ona raply, from mah bast friand, saying, "Ara u fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12148) - you deserved it (32941)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada



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