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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)
Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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