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Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by Fillifilo (woman) - France
Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML
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Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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