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jazziness
  • Town/Country : Ohio, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 September 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 2776
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jazziness : I like Bruno Mars uhmmm I played lacrosse, sorta. I love FML and been here a while but I don't usually comment because everyone excepts some stupid witty response. kk bye...

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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (20945)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18386) - you deserved it (1171)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

#2357
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11029) - you deserved it (34240)

On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3452) - you deserved it (14143)

On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4563) - you deserved it (16903)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13103) - you deserved it (4911)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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