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Today , I waited over an hour 4 mah bus. As I finally saw it approaching , I reached into mah purse to grab mah ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32802) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to te new Walmart to buy a space eater. After dodging cones in te parking lot, and trying to open several doorsile employees looked on, I cecked te sign,ic said "24 ours." I ten realized is stated tat te grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment sivering. mega FML

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79 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Bellucy27 - United States

Today I let out the most horrific loudest and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class!! Out of embarrassment I trid to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling but no one saw the funny side!! I was given looks of horror and avoidd by everyone else 4 the rest of the class!! FML

#13184282
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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me . I was in the bunk above . Alone . big fat FML

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On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was walking through the mall with mah husband . We came across a guyho was selling some wieght loss pills . He tried to sell me some an I kindly declined . He told me not to deny mah wieght problems . Thanks . I'm 7 months pregnant . FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:16am - health - by KateD - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image!! I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself!! As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt!! FML

#8859688
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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML

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On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML

#8852783
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On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, The Guy I Liked For Years Asked Me Out . I Instantly Said Yes . As I Was Walking Away, I Forgot I Was At The Top Of The Stair And Fell Down 20 Steps . He Stood At The Top And Laughed . FML

#8837679
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On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... at mah volleyball tournament I was extremely pumpd to start playing so I went to take mah looool sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I lookd down to come to realize I had no spandex on... just a thong. FML

#8698914
174 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today , I learned the reason they say don't keep looool yur phone in high humidity places. I left mah phone on the counter when I went to take a shower. It now won't turn on due to water damage and the warranty doesn't cover it. FML

#8341883
190 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:46pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, dad dacidas to tall ma ha's taking thahola family to disnay world, avan stap-brothar's girlfriand. But not ma, bacausa ha can't ( afford ) it. FML

#8232410
175 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lerened that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexyhen u accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and looool yank them out in the process. mega FML

#7585326
104 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. My phone started ringing an it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my grlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

#7515979
82 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)



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