This member hasn't filled in their description.
jazopalchris's FML badges
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
jazopalchris's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Michelle / 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today my boss totally stiffed. he only gave a quarter of my paycheck for "horrible dish cleaning."… Today, I slept through a major test and emailed my professor if I could take it in the next class.… Today, I realized my paranoia of smelling bad in front of other people has reached an all time low,…