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jaynna23

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  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jaynna23 : I love this app for when I'm bored or when I'm sad ☺️ it always makes me laugh and feel better

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Today, I was going to propose to mah girlfriend of 3 yeres!! I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out mah proposal!! The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money!! She proposed to me at a subway station first!! FML

#3561385
256 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

#3129056
163 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today mah boyfriend an parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, mah boyfriend proposed an the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation an a large scowl, "If u say yes, I'm leaving." FML

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashd her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now think were lesbian and that I'm ahore. FML

#416306
91 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by webcammistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervou about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, ( Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread yur legs! ) FML

#98125
28 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

yesterday my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said "I wis I looked like tat." He replied wit "Me too." FML

#75423
74 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, I fell asleep . I felt something on my face . I battd it away . It was my hamster . It did from a concussion upon hitting the wall . FML

#8687
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was discussing family heritage with girlfriend's parents!! The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointd at me an yelld, ( HITLER! ) FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today , I mada lova to my grlfriand. I panatratad har 4 ahila , than stoppad to gat my braath back... Sha carriad on moaning avan though I'd stoppad moving. maga FML

#585
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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today... I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone... I writhd and twistd in all drection in mah attempt to pee in a bottle left precisely 4 that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor... a good-looking guy... cummd in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing mah business. FML

#338
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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version



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