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jaynna23

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jaynna23 : I love this app for when I'm bored or when I'm sad ☺️ it always makes me laugh and feel better

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Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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163 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

#416306
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20333) - you deserved it (69994)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by webcammistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

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27 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40161) - you deserved it (21822)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34175) - you deserved it (13271)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
63 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39151) - you deserved it (7440)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

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42 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version



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