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jaymoney
  • Town/Country : deeeep in the hearrrrt of texas , USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1199
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jaymoney : Yo. Im juelz.
Im trill.
I like vintage things.
I have too many piercings and I want more.
My life consists of music, baseball and parties.
I love to text.
Im pretty funny.
I don't care what you think about me (:
If you don't like me then kick rocks skeez.
I do and say whatever I want.
Im a photographer.
I smoke cigs.
I bite my nails.
Im very blunt.


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Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7204) - you deserved it (45931)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

#3176908
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44757) - you deserved it (26649)

On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML

#3104897
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56736) - you deserved it (4191)

On 06/21/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53096) - you deserved it (20752)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

#2874076
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33838) - you deserved it (54216)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

#436547
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95033) - you deserved it (17662)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Marcela (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22176) - you deserved it (121803)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239666) - you deserved it (43364)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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