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Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18902) - you deserved it (29292) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53547) - you deserved it (5821)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15789) - you deserved it (41697)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
494 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48656) - you deserved it (4556)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

#18048344
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36706) - you deserved it (2918)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:16pm - misc - by Bree - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40939) - you deserved it (2575)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26655) - you deserved it (15776)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28066) - you deserved it (3041)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

#17425463
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (6369)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (3009)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32092) - you deserved it (6106)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54641) - you deserved it (5006)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54151) - you deserved it (4806)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53059) - you deserved it (4103)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)



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