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jaykillin
  • Town/Country : Everywhere ,, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 February 1994 (19 years)
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Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (14114)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5217) - you deserved it (31617)

On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

#12506969
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7010) - you deserved it (33765)

On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6886) - you deserved it (32950)

On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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