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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63474) - you deserved it (5807)

On 04/23/2009 at 11:51am - work - by helen_ (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63474) - you deserved it (5807)

On 04/23/2009 at 11:51am - work - by helen_ (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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