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Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (4548)

On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States



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