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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1357
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jaybear13 : I come here to laugh at other peoples miseries. Huge fan of walking dead. I love to draw I love anime and manga, wanna know more about me? nah i got nothing else.

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YESTERDAY... I WAS PLAYING ULTIMATE FRISBEE AN TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIEND SINCE I'M NEW AT COLLEGE. I WAS RUNNING AFTER AN OVERTHROWN FRISBEE FOR A TOUCHDOWN. EVERYONE CHEERED ME ON TO KEEP GOING. I RAN FULL SPEED INTO A FENCE. FML

#4781635
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29278) - you deserved it (8331)

On 08/24/2009 at 10:22am - health - by AvengdSevenfold (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , mah 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56572) - you deserved it (42373)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... whilst babysitting... I broke a glass. I explaind to the kid that it was very important to walk barefoot around where it had happend... cuz of the tiny bits of glass. He jumpd back... scard... an while doing so trippd. I rushd to help him an ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

#4467592
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38572) - you deserved it (11473)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by ohdang (woman) - United States (California)

2day I picked up mah daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill u in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently mah daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

#4157203
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39167) - you deserved it (3950)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, was teacher appreciation day at mah school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When mah picture cummed up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

#2693631
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55085) - you deserved it (24790)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:21pm - kids - by Ignatius (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was looool beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near house. I left guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

#2429175
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42318) - you deserved it (12166)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by peopleinthepark (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today mah girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her fir me while he was in Shanghai. FML

#2339786
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51126) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, It Was Easter An I Thought It Might Be Fun To Look Fir Eggs With Mah Little Brother. My Parents Told Me To Take The Ones In The Higher Places That Mah Brother Couldn't Reach. All Of His Eggs Were Filld With Candy Or Money. Each One Of Mine Had A Note Saying 'maybe When You Lose Weight'. FML

#925174
128 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52448) - you deserved it (9973)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today my grlfriend came over to my place looking drop dead gorgeous. However she preferred the idea of sleeping and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
59 comments

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