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jay_love1
  • Town/Country : new york, nun of ur dame biz
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a random girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37987) - you deserved it (4227)

On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I had never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. I commented without thinking, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

#2973939 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (7052) - you deserved it (42264)

On 06/17/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by emix (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (39572) - you deserved it (6799)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

#2953608 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (34427) - you deserved it (2952)

On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML

#2929763 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (10015) - you deserved it (46326)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:35am - love - by Aerostar (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

#2920786 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (2168)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by skreweduP (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML

#2914098 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (40092) - you deserved it (9664)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

#2911637 (363)

I agree, your life sucks (35375) - you deserved it (4783)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (342736) - you deserved it (22946)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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