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  • Number of visits : 61
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Today, I saw someone purposely drive into someone's garbage can with their car. Trying to be nice, I stopped and started to pick it up. As I did, the owner came out of his house and chased me away with a knife. FML

#21250496
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36549) - you deserved it (3463)

On 09/02/2014 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22900) - you deserved it (2865)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (2175)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Yue (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48221) - you deserved it (34873)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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