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Today, I saw someone purposely drive into someone's garbage can with their car. Trying to be nice, I stopped and started to pick it up. As I did, the owner came out of his house and chased me away with a knife. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 1:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
by rattlingfloorboards / 12/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
by biblewanker / 12/17/2010 at 11:05am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
by Yue / 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Nick / 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
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