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jasweetie1
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, Maryland, USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 5161
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (645) - you deserved it (2028)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9666) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7793) - you deserved it (888)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)

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Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5374) - you deserved it (7210) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4227) - you deserved it (9947)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mom died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12727) - you deserved it (31640) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (5163)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (4125) - you deserved it (11477)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16946) - you deserved it (2320)

On 10/02/2011 at 1:15am - work - by katt_is_here (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (3743)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36420) - you deserved it (3498)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to f*cking kill you, assh*le." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19770) - you deserved it (3570)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (2975)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)