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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jassy_thoxx : Hey, I'm Jassy . I have green eyes , Love the color purple (not the movie. it's sad AF ), Love boy's, I'm partially health conscious, I Fuk'n love to travel, Drake and The weeknd are my #1 artists but I like boy bands too.... Sorry .I'm a major daddy's girl and that won't change. I would tell 'ya more but that would be me wasting my time venting to random's . So byee

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Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

#20825248
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45715) - you deserved it (4358)

On 08/07/2013 at 8:24am - misc - by noiguessitsbroken :( (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

#20783255
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50813) - you deserved it (6467)

On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML

#20774202
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46830) - you deserved it (3305)

On 07/10/2013 at 12:33pm - misc - by my honest father - United States (Kansas)

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47766) - you deserved it (4013)

On 06/01/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (111785)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

#20562846
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79756) - you deserved it (8242)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (348583) - you deserved it (38612)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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