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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jasminenoelle : i'm jasmine, i'm 18. YEAH! lol.

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML


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