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jasminenoelle
  • Town/Country : Sault Ste. Marie, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 7661
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jasminenoelle : i'm jasmine, i'm 18. YEAH! lol.

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (175294) - you deserved it (9035)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42522) - you deserved it (3529)

On 04/19/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373074) - you deserved it (413144)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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