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jasminehope

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jasminehope : Im cuban (: i love to listen to music and boxing

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Visits<b>JE553</b> - the 08/17/2013 at 11:35am<b>woiz</b> - the 08/15/2013 at 6:21pm

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jasminehope's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML

by skaterboy / 08/13/2013 at 11:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love