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About jasminehope : Im cuban (: i love to listen to music and boxing

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Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48424) - you deserved it (4840)

On 08/13/2013 at 11:36am - work - by skaterboy - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

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