Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

jasmine25's page activity

Visits<b>Devin91</b> - the 02/27/2012 at 6:01am<b>kyarush</b> - the 02/08/2012 at 10:13pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:03pm<b>jb002873</b> - the 05/07/2011 at 7:41am<b>flupsht</b> - the 04/02/2011 at 4:23am<b>Brookies_a_nerd</b> - the 03/21/2011 at 6:33pm<b>MisterAmazing</b> - the 03/02/2011 at 9:24pm<b>Killa_Comin</b> - the 03/02/2011 at 2:43pm<b>drummaster92</b> - the 02/06/2011 at 2:14am<b>ObWanCanBlowME</b> - the 02/02/2011 at 3:14pm<b>missile</b> - the 02/01/2011 at 10:12am<b>lilauer13</b> - the 01/21/2011 at 8:05am<b>nybsucubos</b> - the 01/20/2011 at 9:07pm<b>rizzle120</b> - the 01/19/2011 at 6:42pm<b>ZombiePanda101</b> - the 01/19/2011 at 12:07am<b>BoniTisma</b> - the 01/17/2011 at 8:01pm<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 01/16/2011 at 3:35pm<b>shay224ah</b> - the 01/13/2011 at 12:34pm

jasmine25's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jasmine25's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1188631) - you deserved it (126563)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (240651) - you deserved it (82299)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: