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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2657
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jarobjent : I don't know what to put here .-. but my name is Julia. I like to cosplay, read, watch anime, go to cons, and basically I'm really boring so. If you'd like to talk, you can contact me either on here or any of my accounts listed below. P.S. don't send me pictures of your nasty ass dick. Notify me on here if you're going to talk to me on any of the accounts below.

kik: kawaii_sushi

Snapchat : yaoi_ouo

Instagram : trash.dere and juli.angelic

Tumblr : bitchsuoka-rin

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Visits<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 12:24pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 6:28pm<b>HeyBaeItsCae</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 12:53am<b>icetube550</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 6:38am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 1:19am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 1:51pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 8:10am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 2:32pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 10:21pm<b>Swift527</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 5:13am<b>KodiG</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 1:39pm<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 7:30pm<b>calvo_07</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 3:34pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 10:11pm<b>Kirito_Kazuto</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 9:39pm<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 10:27pm<b>Afroninja4566</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 6:12pm<b>mein_blut69</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 12:22pm

Liked!<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 6:25pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 12:29am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 7:20am<b>calvo_07</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 9:34pm<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 5:56am<b>fanartje</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 10:33am<b>ironfey</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 1:22pm<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 3:45am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 10:48am<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 11:05am<b>Victormoon</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 5:53pm

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jarobjent's favorite FMLs

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (52081)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47022) - you deserved it (4030)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

#21138836
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54160) - you deserved it (8575)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm - animals - by dating a big bag of dicks (woman) - United States

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

#21138042
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55830) - you deserved it (7139)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59954) - you deserved it (5137)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22239) - you deserved it (46186)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (3529) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

#21133982
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63807) - you deserved it (8104)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

#21133668
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61594) - you deserved it (14141)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I turned in my best painting yet for a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I ended up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glued together some crap from the dollar store and called it conceptual art. FML

#21132527
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42372) - you deserved it (5036)

On 05/06/2014 at 4:52pm - misc - by assgoblins piss me off (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

#21128713
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37154) - you deserved it (4092)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML

#21128139
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36782) - you deserved it (6591)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

#21128082
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24113) - you deserved it (34935)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

#21127987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40152) - you deserved it (6980)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States



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