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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4800
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

#811533
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21968) - you deserved it (78060)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

#764209
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15151) - you deserved it (136259)

On 04/02/2009 at 9:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

#761502
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72784) - you deserved it (7656)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML

#415998
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89859) - you deserved it (19852)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by SmileEveryday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML

#412946
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67787) - you deserved it (30596)

On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

#208203
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118868) - you deserved it (5809)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

#185042
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67077) - you deserved it (18762)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106137) - you deserved it (11745)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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