Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

japan166

Search for a member

japan166

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1259
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About japan166 : Hi my name is Reba and I love getting messages! ?((?x?))?

japan166's page activity

Visits<b>0fwgktadgaf</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 8:09pm<b>Elric97</b> - the 11/24/2013 at 11:12pm<b>svalaedgren</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 5:03pm

japan166's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of japan166's badges

japan166's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. real FML

#8220919
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6912) - you deserved it (30029)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah mother an I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet looool Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself an pulling up to the window, the employeeho goes to mah high school gave her the drink an his phone number. FML

#7898835
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23539) - you deserved it (2329)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL AFTER MISSING THE FRST 2 WEEKS OF THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR. I GOT GRILLED IN MY FRST LESSON BY MY TEACHER FIR "GALLIVANTING AROUND ON HOLIDAY IN SOME SUNNY PLACE" WHEN I SHOULD'VE BEEN AT SCHOOL LERENING. MY DAD HAD DIED FROM LIVER CANCER. FML

#7470356
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55211) - you deserved it (2487)

On 01/21/2010 at 6:41am - health - by Dude (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

TODAY, I TALKED MYSELF OUT OF BUYING $1 CANDLE AT THE DOLLAR TREE. THAT'S HOW BROKE I AM. FML

#7273042
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32303) - you deserved it (3925)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday I was told by 'Seventeen to add liquid highlighter to mah foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8181) - you deserved it (85766)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, We Had Our Annual Office Christmas Party. The Theme Of The Party Was "Ugliest Sweater". The Winner Was A Sweater That I Have An Exact Replica Of In Closet. It's Favorite 'special Occasion', 'family Portrait An 'holiday Sweater. FML

#6695498
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20855) - you deserved it (11726)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by NotHauteCouture (woman) - United States

Today mah girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her wieght. I told her not to worry because it gives more cushion fir the pushin anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at mah dingleberries. FML

#6679644
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7900) - you deserved it (68336)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:09pm - love - by ouch (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, my 15 year old son told me he had his frst kiss . I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, an then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood an college life . Truth is, I made them all up . I didn't get kissed till I was 24, an laid till I was 28 . FML

#6633448
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34009) - you deserved it (12463)

On 12/06/2009 at 12:34pm - kids - by Sadface (man) - United States (Florida)

today I found out that mah father askd mah best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53546) - you deserved it (2795)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises an told me that she was good to go an that I should be on mah way. FML

#6528104
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36912) - you deserved it (5442)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

2day some girl puncd me in te face an left a uge purple bruise. Apparently er boyfriend as been ceating on looool er wit me because se always sees im walking me ome. Her boyfriend is my older broter wo didn't boter telling er wo I was because ( e wantd to see wat se would do. ) FML

#6438315
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41869) - you deserved it (2269)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

yesterday I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

#6421481
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6476) - you deserved it (53753)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, My Aunt Came Into The World. My 67 Year-old Grandfather Marrid A 24 Year-old Woman Who Just Gave Birth To My New Aunt, Who Is 18 Years Younger Than Me. FML

#6117794
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42614) - you deserved it (3265)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Taday being a music student , a professional orchestra performd a symphony that I wrote and dedicatd to mah girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be playd. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

#5890926
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45271) - you deserved it (2516)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:34am - love - by Ryanissaur (man) - Australia (Victoria)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: