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by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sparklethelette / 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
by Weirdo / 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
by santashelper / 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm / United States / Kids
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by Anon / 11/14/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
by benji / 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
by KaySchrages92 / 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by lonely / 10/24/2011 at 10:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 7:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
by pretty_coin / 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Brony / 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, at daycare, a mother congratulated me for having such a kind and well-behaved little girl.… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…