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Today , I managed to cut myself on a piece of cocolate!!

#19130391
280 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today I trid to fine myself a friend on Craigslist . FML

#19122192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24131) - you deserved it (7865)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, it's been one week since ma dementd grandma babysat ma five-year-old daugterile ma usband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now se's taken to screaming an calling me a "damn commie"enever I discipline or say no to er. fat FML

#19102650
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21674) - you deserved it (5306)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , someone peed in mah physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
141 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw ma girlfriend at te store and joyfully greeted er . Se got really mad at me - it was er identical twin sister,o I still cannot tell apart from ma girlfriend . We've been dating fir tree years . FML

#19018043
185 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If u ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage yur face." big fat FML

#18988741
227 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I woka up to ona of my hamstars cannibalizing tha othar!! FML

#18984075
256 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Took Off Sweatshrt In The Middle Of Class. The Tanktop I Was Wearing Underneath Went With It. FML

#18980998
191 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I woke up and decidd that I no longer give a fuck what I look like!! Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joind mah private band lessons!! FML

#18943419
135 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Tadayhila riding back from a waakand away with mah boyfriand wa crashad his motorbika rasulting in us gatting thrown ovar a barbad wira fanca into a forast!! I woka up in hospital!! Apparantly in his adranalina rush ha climbad back on his bika an continuad his trip forgatting all about ma!! FML

#18868829
129 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, a kid from school came to house. He askd dad if I was at home, cuz we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm groundd for a month, and no matter what I say, dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush an toothpaste out of his bag, an tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML

#18842582
157 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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