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2day cops showd up at my apartment demanding to look inside . Satisfid with the search , they told me they had receivd a noise complaint . More specifically , hearing screams someone believd a grl was getting rapd . I had two friends over and we had been wrestling . The three of us are male . FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she usd a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that lookd like her. She startd crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigurd. fat FML

#745352
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On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

Today I slept over at mah friend's house but forgot mah glasses. When I woke up in the morning I came out of his room and forcefully kicked wat I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
285 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in an elevator with mah brother and a woman!! He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'!! I chuckle and then shake mah head!! He shrugs!! A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach mah brother sign language when he was six!! FML

#434812
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On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down looool a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I calld him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him askd who that was. He replid, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, AFTER A LATE NIGHT AT A BAR, I STEPPED INTO MAH BUILDING'S ELEVATOR WITH A CHINESE MANHO WAS CARRYING A PLASTIC BAG. WITHOUT THINKING, I SAID, "OOOH, R U STILL DELIVERING?" HIS RESPONSE WAS, "I LIVE HERE." FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Taday I trid to befriend te lonely boyo sits at te end of table at lunc. He always sleeps or does omework during lunc. I walkd over to im, trippd, and spilld open bottle of water on is jeans. I apologizd profusely and wipd off is pants wit napkins. He got ard. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)

TADAY I WENT INTO A SHOP, NOT REALLY COMPLETELY AWAKE. TO GET TO THE UPPER FLOOR, I TOOK THE ESCALATOR... IN THE WRONG DRECTION. AFTER ABOUT 30 SECONDS (WHICH SEEMED LYK HOURS) TRYING TO CLIMB UP THE WRONG WAY, MAH BRAIN STARTED WORKING AND BY THAT TIME I ALREADY HAD A FEW AMUSED SPECTATORS WATCHING ME. FAT FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version



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