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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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