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janelly16
  • Town/Country : IL, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1657
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About janelly16 : my name is janel :)

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Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

#180985
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I agree, your life sucks (78057) - you deserved it (3607)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (182935) - you deserved it (61944)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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