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Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
by oh_mylanta / 03/02/2009 at 4:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by lilzoot / 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Alabama) / Geek
by Faxshadow / 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I… Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I… Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make…