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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2468
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About janelly16 : my name is janel :)

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TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51328) - you deserved it (47319)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I found out that if a cop asks u if u have any weapons... an u reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing yur biceps... they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station.

#18444451
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (44432)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

today in science... we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be lerening stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
219 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Taday I laarnad that "aating somaona out" didn't actually involva food!! FML

#16410366
408 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my friendhat form of brth control she used the frst time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet an said, "You can't get pregnant the frst time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
277 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

yesterday after my 22 year old son realizd that there was no more contact solution.. . he decidd to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushd out . I raisd this moron . FML

#15339337
176 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was mah sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today.. . the only one that became aroused while looking at me in mah sexy Halloween costume was mah dog . FML

#13650212
90 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter cummd up to me crying. When I askd her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raisd this child. FML

#13645205
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40031) - you deserved it (10900)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)



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