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About janellojello : I dislike many things including over friendly and spastic people. Preps...sheesh

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Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56732) - you deserved it (4191)

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