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Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

#21323487
45 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML

#21323420
57 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

#21323028
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31307) - you deserved it (2832)

On 12/24/2014 at 12:56am - misc - by now what - United States (California)

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

#21322769
53 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

#21322556
68 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

#21322112
81 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm - love - by koolkat9 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

#21321325
36 comments

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On 12/21/2014 at 2:59am - kids - by paparoach (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
139 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

#21320377
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On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
80 comments

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On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
67 comments

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On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

#21308718
48 comments

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On 11/30/2014 at 12:29pm - kids - by Greatgrandpa (man) - Curacao

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
101 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML

#21307526
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On 11/28/2014 at 1:07pm - kids - by Ruinedchristmas (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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