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janderson
  • Town/Country : new york city , america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 597
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About janderson : I am maddly in love with Tess, but I am going out with a girl Tyler who is really nice. I don't know what to do because I am as straight as a rainbow. Any ideas? My students threw me a baby shower yesterday... Hopefuly it was a joke. that is a picture of my 44 year old cousin he owns a sticker shop in las vegas he showed me the coolest stickers of unicorns now they are what i look for every time i go into a sticker shop my favorite sticker is of a rainbow unicorn. I took pictures of it and showed it to the people at my school. Once i got more stickers I decided to make a sticker club at school...Im the only one in it FML

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57818) - you deserved it (5878)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML

#1833015 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (37257) - you deserved it (2402)

On 05/11/2009 at 12:06am - animals - by progressiveboink (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, my fiance proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiance stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

#1832318 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (60441) - you deserved it (9541)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my Dad took me to a yankee game at the new yankee stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I then yelled out "Look at that ugly asshole!". It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

#1830985 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (5805) - you deserved it (65517)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by XxespoxX (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

#1814886 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (51204) - you deserved it (2160)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)