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  • Town/Country : lewiston, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1993 (18 years)
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Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24522) - you deserved it (3149)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by ShockBait (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8992) - you deserved it (38270)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49226) - you deserved it (5207)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States