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jamiesamek
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  • Number of visits : 543
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jamiesamek : I like mystery books, and I am a sucker for Detective conan. Most of my musical interest are me liking 1 song from an artist, But I still have some full albums I like. Yeah. I'm pretty boring.

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Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

#2906195 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (28119) - you deserved it (9151)

On 06/15/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by shaverguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

#2255530 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (8235)

On 05/24/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kiki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

#1683543 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (15193) - you deserved it (82562)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

#1682300 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (51583) - you deserved it (1878)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Jay (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498 (403)

I agree, your life sucks (75764) - you deserved it (9719)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)