Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

jamie72596

Search for a member

jamie72596

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1112
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jamie72596 : Hey there :)

jamie72596's page activity

Visits<b>Gokushivum</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 5:41pm<b>swick25</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 10:33pm<b>razi1</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 12:19pm<b>ravens4life</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 2:57pm<b>Mr_Bleepdabloop</b> - the 10/31/2013 at 9:18pm<b>adultchild</b> - the 06/11/2013 at 7:16am<b>Hemi_Driven</b> - the 10/04/2011 at 7:43am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:35pm<b>phuckmylife_1</b> - the 08/04/2011 at 3:17pm<b>fthislyfe</b> - the 07/17/2011 at 1:14am<b>iluvboobies</b> - the 07/16/2011 at 8:33pm<b>hockeykid17</b> - the 07/16/2011 at 10:42am<b>krez</b> - the 07/12/2011 at 11:12pm<b>jassi101</b> - the 06/21/2011 at 3:16pm<b>meowcat_1</b> - the 06/16/2011 at 6:12pm<b>IRULE010</b> - the 06/15/2011 at 1:58pm

jamie72596's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of jamie72596's badges

jamie72596's favorite FMLs

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6374) - you deserved it (71514)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26925) - you deserved it (2082)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (2036)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML

#19980789
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10576) - you deserved it (20008)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:10am - animals - by screw the cat (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML

#19948855
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6416) - you deserved it (20578)

On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

#19932634
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25389) - you deserved it (2854)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26523) - you deserved it (4185)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6453) - you deserved it (46308)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

#19753882
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5354) - you deserved it (36280)

On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

#19750799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9103) - you deserved it (33833)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

#19750023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (4569)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35942) - you deserved it (2597)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10889) - you deserved it (27030)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

#19561558
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21816) - you deserved it (2415)

On 05/01/2012 at 11:59pm - animals - by Monkeyless (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: