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james_lee_dakota
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1976 (37 years)
  • Number of visits : 1279
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21528) - you deserved it (15530)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (218363) - you deserved it (77985)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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