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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML
Today, a drunk crashd a truck into porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of neighbors had gatherd around to comfort me. When the dust settld, I noticd remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML
Today , I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunkhen I got there. Within the frst 10 minutes , he had told me I was ( like Hitler but with boobs ) , and I was ( offensive to the ninja community. ) Then he said I just wasn't all he had hopd fir and left. FML
Today, I was home alone, an enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchenhile getting a drink. FML
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he hered about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heretless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
Today, mah girlfriend puttd a paper bag over mah headhile we had sex. Her reason? Because she think she is so good in bd she was worrid I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I faintd due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. mega FML
Today... mah mother-in-law visited the house while mah husband and I were at work. When we returned... we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches 4 about 14 different clients. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015