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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY , MAH GRLFRIEND WAS OVER AT MAH HOUSE 4 THE FRST TIME . I TOLD HER I HAD TO GO TAKE A SHOWER , AN FROM THE OTHER ROOM MAH GRANDMOTHER YELLS ( YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JACK OFF THIS TIME R YOU? ) FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34336) - you deserved it (8317)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33876) - you deserved it (6482)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (27308)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a drunk crashd a truck into porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of neighbors had gatherd around to comfort me. When the dust settld, I noticd remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

#17259270
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (2601)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunkhen I got there. Within the frst 10 minutes , he had told me I was ( like Hitler but with boobs ) , and I was ( offensive to the ninja community. ) Then he said I just wasn't all he had hopd fir and left. FML

#17255469
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31419) - you deserved it (7447)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was home alone, an enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchenhile getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (11736)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, ma mom finally learned ow to text. Now it's er way of communicating, even wen we're in te same room. FML

#17253506
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (3636)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (56752)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (3312)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mom trid to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (2321)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

2day I went to an amusement park with mah family. I was the only oneho puttd on sunblock and the only oneho got a sunburn. FML

#17237614
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31271) - you deserved it (3549)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he hered about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heretless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41839) - you deserved it (2838)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, mah girlfriend puttd a paper bag over mah headhile we had sex. Her reason? Because she think she is so good in bd she was worrid I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I faintd due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. mega FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (9763)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today... mah mother-in-law visited the house while mah husband and I were at work. When we returned... we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches 4 about 14 different clients. fat FML

#16605766
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42432) - you deserved it (3230)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Got Pulled Over For Going About 88mph. When The Cop Asked Y I Was Speeding, I Replied, "I Was Trying To Go Back In Time". He Didn't Like That Answer And Gave Me A Ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11353) - you deserved it (63583)

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