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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1976 (38 years)
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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33900) - you deserved it (8261)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33759) - you deserved it (6464)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15533) - you deserved it (26148)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

#17259270
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (2591)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (7257)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27143) - you deserved it (11327)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

#17253506
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24852) - you deserved it (3543)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12331) - you deserved it (56552)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35812) - you deserved it (3303)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30264) - you deserved it (2313)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

#17237614
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29614) - you deserved it (3473)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40861) - you deserved it (2782)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36972) - you deserved it (9568)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42244) - you deserved it (3225)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

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