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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today , I discovered that u should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters . mega FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9786) - you deserved it (60189)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

today we were going around the table, telling everyone wat we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful 4 her vibrator, cuz I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38238) - you deserved it (8466)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... I WAS SO HUNGRY THAT I LITERALLY STOLE CANDY FROM A BABY. FML

#18306408
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9872) - you deserved it (41745)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me an my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower an tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12463) - you deserved it (33997)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

2day boyfriend got drunk an trid to frenc-kiss dog!! Now e as 12 stitces in is face, an e's insisting we ave to get dog puttd down!! FML

#17903421
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33949) - you deserved it (3727)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, a man wit a face like a corpse's soe started talking to me in te long queue at te Post Office. Apparently, is moter invented te banana, and e's first in line 4 te trone in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And is breat smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27909) - you deserved it (3351)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (3522)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, mah mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten gropd more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that mah own mother would brag about getting gropd, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML

#17374758
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28134) - you deserved it (2315)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I askd a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took mah money, went into the supermarket, an must have slippd out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8681) - you deserved it (113377)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (57075)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah pet fish did cuz mah drunk father microwavd it. big fat FML

#17362826
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44274) - you deserved it (2979)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today... I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26469) - you deserved it (7844)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)



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