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james_lee_dakota

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with mah boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal !! I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first !! He said, "Sure." Fuck !! FML

#20518830
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26367) - you deserved it (44345)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16213) - you deserved it (61205)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (2868)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

Today, the air bag system in mah car somehow malfunctiond, and the air bag inflatd while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light . I endd up with a badly bruisd face because the air bag had already deflatd by then . FML

#20018268
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24622) - you deserved it (1470)

On 08/13/2012 at 4:06am - health - by stupid_airbag (man) - Australia

Today, I was fred from my job. My boss turned to everyone an said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13635) - you deserved it (30805)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After te looool talk, e wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39891) - you deserved it (1855)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity!! After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up!!

#19249528
600 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (54744)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

#19196549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (52938) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today,hile pulling into mah driveway, I slightly bumped into something . My wife . I'll be sleeping on the couch fir ahile . FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23936) - you deserved it (18652)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Taday I almost got a blowjob 4 the first time !! Except I cummd before I even got in her mouth !! mega FML

#18430652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42992) - you deserved it (17306)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France



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