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Today, I was on a bumpy bus ride and had to write a note, so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly woman then yelled at me, accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off and I had to wait an hour in the rain for the next bus. FML
by 00sasori / 03/27/2013 at 1:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
by first time at McDonald's in months... / 03/27/2013 at 1:04am / United States / Health
by anon / 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm / United States / Health
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
by grossed out / 03/25/2013 at 2:25pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Miscellaneous
by Faaccckkk / 03/25/2013 at 10:48am / United States / Love
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
by sorryyouweregone / 03/25/2013 at 9:13am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by theawesome129 / 03/24/2013 at 6:20am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by And I'm still single / 03/24/2013 at 4:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/21/2010 at 8:07am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…