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Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML


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On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML


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On 10/26/2012 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

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