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  • Town/Country : College Place, WA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 August 1986 (25 years)
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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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