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jam19
  • Town/Country : Somewhere(;
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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 123
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jam19 : hmmm where can I start, I love to play the guitar,(: I love sports! & I workout alot

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Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19619) - you deserved it (3406)

On 01/05/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by so embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24740) - you deserved it (1757)

On 01/03/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Tooyoungforthis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42966) - you deserved it (6773) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version



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