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About jam19 : hmmm where can I start, I love to play the guitar,(: I love sports! & I workout alot
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML
Friday 22 May 2015