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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 July 1994 (21 years)
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Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (4937)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (94409) - you deserved it (15944)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (3128)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

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