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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 768
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jake_braves : Heyy, 21yo college student with high expectations and goals.$$ Ladies, if you're looking for a nice clean conversation I'm your man. I'm a people person.😀 like up my profile

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Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML


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On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML


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