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About jake_braves : Heyy, 21yo college student with high expectations and goals.$$ Ladies, if you're looking for a nice clean conversation I'm your man. I'm a people person.😀 like up my profile
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
Friday 5 February 2016