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About jake_braves : Heyy, not much to say here, just your average 20yo guy I guess. Message me if you want. Peace
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
Friday 24 October 2014